(1)
Fine
: |
This is the
word women
use to end
an argument
when they
are right
and you need
to shut up. |
(2)
Five
Minutes : |
If she is
getting
dressed,
this means a
half an
hour. Five
minutes is
only five
minutes
if you have
just been
given five
more minutes
to watch the
game before
helping
around the
house. |
(3)
Nothing
: |
This is the
calm before
the storm.
This means
something,
and you
should be on
your toes.
Arguments
that begin
with nothing
usually end
in fine. |
(4)
Go
Ahead : |
This is a
dare, not
a permission
.
Don't Do It! |
(5)
Loud
Sigh : |
This is
actually a
word, but is
a non-verbal
statement
often
misunderstood
by men. A
loud sigh
means she
thinks you
are an ass
and
wonders why
she is
wasting her
time
standing
here and
arguing with
you about
nothing.
(Refer back
to # 3 for
the meaning
of nothing.) |
(6)
That's
Okay : |
This is one
of the most
dangerous
statements a
woman can
make to a
man. That's
okay means
she wants to
think long
and hard
before
deciding how
and when you
will pay for
your
mistake. |
(7)
Thanks
: |
A woman is
thanking
you, do not
question, or
faint. Just
say you're
welcome. (I
want to add
in a clause
here - This
is true,
unless she
says 'Thanks
a lot' -
that is PURE
sarcasm and
she is not
thanking you
at all. DO
NOT say
'you're
welcome'.
That will
bring on a
'whatever'). |
(8)
Whatever
: |
Is a woman's
way of
saying "Go
to
hell."
(edited) |
(9)
Don't
worry about
it, I got it
: |
Another
dangerous
statement,
meaning this
is something
that a woman
has told a
man to do
several
times, but
is now doing
it herself.
This will
later result
in a man
asking
'What's
wrong?' For
the woman's
response
refer to #3. |