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VISITING
AUTHOR/EDITOR ARTICLE
APRIL
2011
Relationship
With A Significant Other
Forwarded By Sgt.
James S. Thornton
If you want someone who will eat
whatever you put in front of him and
never say it's not quite as good as his
mother's ... |
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then
adopt a dog. |
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then
adopt a dog. |
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If you want someone always willing to go
out, at any hour, for as long and
wherever you want ... |
If you want someone who will never touch
the remote, doesn't care about football,
and can sit next to you as you watch
romantic movie |
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then
adopt a dog. |
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then
adopt a dog. |
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If you want someone who is content to get
on your bed just to warm your feet and
whom you can push off if he snores |
If you want someone who never criticizes
what you do, doesn't care if you are
pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old,
who acts as if every word you say is
especially worthy of listening to, and
loves you unconditionally, perpetually ... |
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then
adopt a dog. |
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then adopt a cat! |
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BUT, on the other hand, if you want
someone who will never come when you call,
ignores you totally when you come home,
leaves hair all over the place, walks all
over you, runs around all night and only
comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as
if your entire existence is solely to
ensure his happiness ... |
You thought I was gonna say ... marry a
man, didn't you?
Send this to all the women you know to
brighten their day. Send this to all the
men just to annoy them! |
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You
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have a GREAT Day!
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