CHILDREN
IN CHURCH
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A
little boy was
attending his first
wedding.
After
the service, his
cousin asked him,
"How
many women can a man
marry?"
"Sixteen,"
the boy responded.
His
cousin was amazed
that he had an
answer so quickly.
"How
do you know
that?"
"Easy,"
the little boy said.
"All
you have to do is
add it up, like the
pastor said,
4
better, 4 worse, 4
richer, 4
poorer."
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After
a church service on
Sunday morning, a
young boy suddenly
announced to his
mother,
"Mom,
I've decided to
become a minister
when I grow
up."
"That's
okay with us, but
what made you decide
that?"
"Well,"
said the little boy,
"I have to go
to church on Sunday
anyway,
And
I figure it will be
more fun to stand up
and yell, than to
sit and
listen." |
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A boy was watching his
father, a pastor,
write a sermon.
"How do you
know what to
say?" he asked.
"Why, God tells
me."
"Oh, then why
do you keep crossing
things out?" |
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A little girl became
restless as the
preacher's sermon
dragged on and on.
Finally, she leaned over to
her mother and
whispered,
"Mommy, if we
give him the money
now, will he let us
go?" |
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Ms. Terri asked her Sunday
School class to draw
pictures of their
favorite Bible
stories.
She was puzzled by
Kyle's picture,
which showed four
people on an
airplane,
So she asked him
which story it was
meant to represent.
"The Flight to Egypt
," was his
reply.
Pointing at each
figure, Ms. Terri
said,
"That must be
Mary, Joseph, and
Baby Jesus.
But who's the fourth
person?"
"Oh, that's
Pontius - the
pilot!" |
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The Sunday School Teacher
asks,
"Now, Johnny,
tell me frankly do
you say prayers
before eating?"
"No
ma'am," little
Johnny replies, I
don't have to.
My mom is a good
cook." |
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A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a
bedtime story.
From time to time,
she would take her
eyes off the book
and reach up to
touch his wrinkled
cheek.
She was alternately
stroking her own
cheek, then his
again.
Finally she spoke
up, "Grandpa,
did God make
you?"
"Yes,
sweetheart," he
answered, "God
made me a long time
ago."
"Oh," she
paused,
"Grandpa, did
God make me
too?"
"Yes, indeed,
honey," he
said, "God made
you just a little
while ago."
Feeling their
respective faces
again, she observed,
"God's getting
better at it, isn't
he ?"
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