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CHURCHES AND
CASINOS
Forwarded by Eddy Palffy
LAS VEGAS CHURCHES
THIS MAY COME AS A
SURPRISE
TO THOSE OF YOU NOT
LIVING IN LAS VEGAS,
BUT THERE ARE MORE
CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS!
NOT SURPRISINGLY,
SOME WORSHIPPERS AT
SUNDAY SERVICES
WILL GIVE CASINO
CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH
WHEN THE BASKET IS
PASSED.
SINCE THEY GET CHIPS
FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS,
THE CHURCHES HAVE
DEVISED A METHOD
TO COLLECT THE
OFFERINGS.
THE CHURCHES SEND ALL
OF THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS
TO A NEARBY
FRANCISCAN MONASTERY
FOR SORTING
AND THEN THE CHIPS
ARE TAKEN
TO THE CASINOS OF
ORIGIN
AND CASHED IN.
THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP
MONKS!
YOU
DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING,
DID
YOU??
GOTCHA!!!
HAVE
A GREAT DAY!
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