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HIGH GAS PRICES!
Forwarded by Eddy Palffy
SO,
YOU THINK GASOLINE PRICES ARE HIGH?
JUST
A LITTLE HUMOR TO HELP EASE THE PAIN OF YOUR NEXT TRIP TO THE PUMP....
TRYING
TO FIND SOMETHING FUNNY IN THE ABSURDITY OF IT ALL.....
THE
PRICE OF GAS VERSUS PRINTER INK
ALL
OF THESE EXAMPLES DO NOT IMPLY
THAT
GASOLINE IS CHEAP!
IT
JUST ILLUSTRATES HOW OUTRAGEOUS SOME PRICES ARE...
YOU
WILL BE REALLY SHOCKED BY THE LAST ONE!
(AT
LEAST, I WAS...)
COMPARED WITH GASOLINE...
THINK A GALLON OF GAS
IS EXPENSIVE? 
THIS MAKES ONE THINK,
AND ALSO, PUTS THINGS INTO PERSPECTIVE TO OTHER THINGS WE BUY.
 DIET
SNAPPLE 16 OZ $1.29...$10.32 PER GALLON
LIPTON ICE TEA 16 OZ
$1.19...$9.52 PER GALLON 
 GATORADE
20 OZ $1.59...$10.17 PER GALLON
OCEAN SPRAY 16 OZ
$1.25...$10.00 PER GALLON 
 BRAKE
FLUID 12 OZ $3.15...$33.60 PER GALLON
VICK'S NYQUIL 6 OZ
$8.35...$178.13 PER GALLON
 PEPTO
BISMOL 4 OZ $3.85...$123.20 PER GALLON
WHITEOUT 7 OZ
$1.39...$25.42 PER GALLON 
 SCOPE
1.5 OZ $0.99...$84.48 PER GALLON
...AND
THIS IS THE REAL KICKER...
EVIAN
WATER 9 OZ $1.49...$21.19 PER GALLON!
($21.19
FOR WATER AND THE BUYERS DON'T EVEN KNOW THE SOURCE!)
(EVIAN
SPELLED BACKWARDS IS: NAIVE)
EVER
WONDER WHY PRINTERS ARE SO CHEAP?
THEY
HAVE YOU HOOKED FOR THE INK.
SOMEONE
CALCULATED THE COST OF INK AT:
(YOU
WON'T BELIEVE IT, BUT IT IS TRUE..
$5,200
A GALLON)
SO,
THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE AT THE PUMP,
BE
GLAD YOUR CAR DOESN'T RUN ON WATER,
SCOPE,
WHITEOUT, PEPTO BISMOL, NYQUIL
OR
PRINTER INK!!!!
JUST
A LITTLE HUMOR TO HELP EASE THE PAIN
OF
YOUR NEXT TRIP TO THE PUMP...
AND...IF
YOU DON'T PASS THIS INFORMATION ALONG
TO AT
LEAST ONE PERSON,
YOUR
MUFFLER WILL FALL OFF!!!
OKAY,...YOUR
MUFFLER WON'T REALLY FALL OFF
BUT...,
YOU MIGHT RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER!
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