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HIGH GAS PRICES!

Forwarded by Eddy Palffy

SO, YOU THINK GASOLINE PRICES ARE HIGH?

JUST A LITTLE HUMOR TO HELP EASE THE PAIN OF YOUR NEXT TRIP TO THE PUMP....

TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING FUNNY IN THE ABSURDITY OF IT ALL.....

THE PRICE OF GAS VERSUS PRINTER INK

ALL OF THESE EXAMPLES DO NOT IMPLY

THAT GASOLINE IS CHEAP!

IT JUST ILLUSTRATES HOW OUTRAGEOUS SOME PRICES ARE...

YOU WILL BE REALLY SHOCKED BY THE LAST ONE!

(AT LEAST, I WAS...)

    COMPARED WITH GASOLINE...

THINK A GALLON OF GAS IS EXPENSIVE?   

THIS MAKES ONE THINK, AND ALSO, PUTS THINGS INTO PERSPECTIVE TO OTHER THINGS WE BUY.

    DIET SNAPPLE 16 OZ $1.29...$10.32 PER GALLON

LIPTON ICE TEA 16 OZ $1.19...$9.52 PER GALLON   

    GATORADE 20 OZ $1.59...$10.17 PER GALLON

OCEAN SPRAY 16 OZ $1.25...$10.00 PER GALLON   

    BRAKE FLUID 12 OZ $3.15...$33.60 PER GALLON

VICK'S NYQUIL 6 OZ $8.35...$178.13 PER GALLON

    PEPTO BISMOL 4 OZ $3.85...$123.20 PER GALLON

WHITEOUT 7 OZ $1.39...$25.42 PER GALLON   

    SCOPE 1.5 OZ $0.99...$84.48 PER GALLON

...AND THIS IS THE REAL KICKER...

EVIAN WATER 9 OZ $1.49...$21.19 PER GALLON!

($21.19 FOR WATER AND THE BUYERS DON'T EVEN KNOW THE SOURCE!)

(EVIAN SPELLED BACKWARDS IS:  NAIVE)

EVER WONDER WHY PRINTERS ARE SO CHEAP?

THEY HAVE YOU HOOKED FOR THE INK.

SOMEONE CALCULATED THE COST OF INK AT:

(YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT, BUT IT IS TRUE..

$5,200 A GALLON)

SO, THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE AT THE PUMP,

BE GLAD YOUR CAR DOESN'T RUN ON WATER,

SCOPE, WHITEOUT, PEPTO BISMOL, NYQUIL

OR PRINTER INK!!!!

JUST A LITTLE HUMOR TO HELP EASE THE PAIN 

OF YOUR NEXT TRIP TO THE PUMP...

AND...IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS INFORMATION ALONG

TO AT LEAST ONE PERSON,

YOUR MUFFLER WILL FALL OFF!!!

OKAY,...YOUR MUFFLER WON'T REALLY FALL OFF

BUT..., YOU MIGHT RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER!