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SMART
GOVERNMENT INSPECTOR!
Forwarded by Eddy Palffy
A Department of Water Representative
stopped at a ranch and talked
with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to
inspect your ranch for your water allocation."
The old rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."
The Water Representative said,
"Mister, I have the authority of Federal Government with me. See this card?
The card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No
questions asked or answered.
"Have I made Myself clear? Do you understand?"
The old rancher nodded politely and went about his chores.
Later, the old rancher heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running for the
fence and close behind was the rancher's bull. The bull was gaining on the Water
Rep with every step. The Rep was clearly terrified. So the old rancher
immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out.....
"Your card! Your
card! Show him your card!"
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